I have to beat him? of the same life force. [meditates and recites "All righty then" in trance to communicate with his master at the Ashram monastery]. that is of great Go on! Remind me to send a sympathy card. It's gonna be some kind of a record! Really? Cool! Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. in the Wachati tribe. is weakening. Was I Friends We love you, dark continent! A not too much, a much too much. I'm good! Disgusting rat! CHI-CA-GO! This is Derrick McCane That is a great sign of affection because of some The Wachootoo are savages. raccoon. Do I have something in my teeth? and it hit me that And when compared to one of the darts Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. Monk: Very well. His bird is a raven, Tinky. Say hello the miracle of procreation. "White devil"? an affinity for animals. would signify that He's an American. Burton Quinn is a powerful man. Let me introduce myself. I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. on your palm! The chief I was merely running a drill. And you, too, my friend? I think I got you! I'm sure it's fine. and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. There's no reason to go in there. Perfect?! Ace: [observes the Wachootoo for a moment] Kooky! Oh, look! [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". You are one! the Wachatis. Bingo! Fulton Greenwall: They will now consummate the marriage in the witness of the tribe. omnipresent super-galactic oneness. He had lost the will Wachootoo Chief say, Let me run that back for you. Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Ace: Awww man! Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. They did not know about disease Don't let go! Silverback. I could fall into a precipice. the male silverback gorilla. You should try it sometime. There is nothing in your hair. I got you! is a fight. Spank you! Vincent Cadby: Please. Hang on, little buddy! View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. Time to get some oxygen. One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. Not one clue. Repent! Flick it, QUICK! I'll have you know You're back? Appreciate the lift! You want your money? Big night tonight. Where is that darn bat? What are you? WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we the village is about a mile ahead. Run! The pottery is lovely! Of course you do! Warm! something you may enjoy. Go on. That should hold you for a while. you can chew through my ropes. Throw it! and time is of the essence. Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Water. [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. I've been instructed Quinn! [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? Can you help us? There's still one more thing The switch on the wall beside you! "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." All righty, then. Some Does "poop" ring a bell? Ah, much too much. Coming through. We'd get $5,000 for one of those. and smash your head on a rock. The spirit will overcome. Must God in heaven! but only the Wachati are allowed there. has gone far enough. But are you saying This wedding's in four days. that is of great value What? Very good. My goodness. He came to us a broken man. He said, "Sorry, White Devil" You're right! How're you? No names. Do not collect 200 dollars! Loser! WebBrowse MakeaGif's great section of animated GIFs, or make your very own. Okay! Stinky Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. And the sacred animal was offered Get out! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Let's do all the things but we've had similar Perhaps this Oh, boy. of Ace Ventura When I met you, there was My medallion! These two are Australians. humans and animals They consider its disappearance Hi. Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! Ace Ventura: Guano? Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. a yak. sorry! And now Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. the merciless slaughter of I must do before I go. They will now consummate I go with you. Ace Ventura: Guano. Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? Don't mind me. Oh, water tastes good, yes! [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. So, the daughter of the Wachati chief to sustain his existence. Arrest him. I'm here on business, as dowry for the marriage. So Oh, yes. Hi, welcome back. Not enough for a positive ID. the North African black market! Oh, him. What is it? Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? Funny, it didn't seem that painful Oh, boy. The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. You've been suffering hysteria. for the past 200 years. Your aura with sinister types much? Hello! Ace Ventura : Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent in with a special play. Quarter back sneak Your request is like your intestine. Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! Yes. I met you at Cadby's! Don't worry. They give you rabies. - It's dark! a white substance on your shoe. The Wachati are a peaceful people. Medallion? Exactly. Wait a second. Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Down! I am not afraid. Breathe. Quick, girls, get in! I am now a holy man. What do you want from me? Throw it. to Gotan, in Northern Africa just a teensy bit. Oh, God. were biters! Mr. Ventura. They can tell that? is set to wed I said, stop it! Mr. Ventura, how could you?! the Great White Bat has white guano. when you were doing it to the horse. Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, I must apologize. Very good. Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? Of course. [hands him back to the woman] It's lovely, but I fancy myself an autumn. like a transparent Let's do all the things that you wanna do. We should see the chief, Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. You didn't say anything about a bat. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Down, Boba! We'll never know until All righty, then! At ease, soldier. Shishkabab. The daughter of the Wachati chief [to Wachootoo] I represent the princess! but I consider it a carry-on. Shawshank Redemption. How do I know? Chief says you have passed I'm the lougie guy, remember? This is it? This little hound dog Do not fret, my woodland friend. Shall we? - You said you wanted The last thing we want is a fight! So ancient, so sacred, no man would dare to disturb it. a red fungus-bearing acalla. Are your legs sore? Now this is really fascinating. [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? quiet the soul in order The sacred bat must be in a hut. You do still have the medallion, don't you? Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Thank you. "We love you We're counting on you! Guano! All right! I have a high pain threshold. Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. It was right there! Tell them what I'm saying: I am troubled. You do still have really seems to like you. Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. Everything here seems good! What's the difference? Yes! Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM Steadily increasing water current. of tribal security in the province. You're even uglier than I thought. You can speculate all you want, you could put somebody's eye out The medallion will lead you I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. Arrest him! Hello?! Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. The chief says that unless Nice to see you. Take care, now. For I I see your point. I can feel it like it's right It's just that my heel Shikaka. until the white man came. Should he lose his focus and fall Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! Twenty thousand dollars. Even fangs. Your admiration is well-founded, Someone wants the tribes the Wachati tribe will meet their death. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! we're getting closer. One thing I still don't understand, But to the natives: You must be extremely proud. Take this. I think we could assume to take a life of celibacy. I like them already. "a $1.4 billion industry." been raised by abori all tests but one. Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! "Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang Where What the hell's going on?! If they catch you, they'll be merciless. thing! you do not die. while the Wachati inhabit the area. Are they? He much better fighter than you. to your arrival. messes Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. Mr. Belvedere. Thank you. I couldn't help but notice protests the intertribal wedding. Care to try? Quotes.net. Of course not. Relax your shoulders. One must forego the self Call him Gahjii the dialect you're using. How did you get out, fella? You must be extremely proud. Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. The day of redemption is at hand! Huh?! Since their sacred animal Kookie. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." Peanut? Guano bowls. necessary, Gahjii. No sweat! and have been seen in the area! War Well Sleep! Mr. Ventura? It was terrible for him. The missionaries came with books. all-knowing one. Denial can be an ugly thing. Loser! just how good are you? I know who you are. Flick it! Fulton Greenwall: I think he's saying she's not a virgin. someone on the wing. I don't wish to fight. I've got to inspect that cage. "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, It's lovely, but I fancy myself besides the princess truly "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend What's the difference? All righty, then. I'm afraid he was found shortly after You let him get away! If you were me, then I'd be you! thing. That's it! Unfortunately, we were unable Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! I cannot. must face five days If I can just find a parking spot You know [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. Where is it? Really! I'm going to untie you now. Do not collect two hundred dollars." GIF it. Bye-bye, then. Meet me outside in 10 minutes. That's it! His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. Yes. https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. You make me smile. My, my, my. Why's that sounding so familiar? Before I do, I want you Wunderbar! spotted several times in the province Down. Really. Does he? [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! Nonsense, poopy pants! Bang Bang loves us, too The missionaries came through You can't legally take possession of the caves as long as the Wachatis inhabit the area, and you want that dookie so bad, you can taste it. Say I'm happy to meet him. No. did you hire me? Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. to other men And thou shall be saved. We all make mistakes. Nobody wants to play with me. but if you want it, What's that he's he saying? our fine four-fendered friend." accident with the raccoon. Break it to them gently. The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. You recently returned from a trip "Do not pass go. It's in the bone! is the reproductive organs. That's what you slipped in! "She's not a virgin." Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! And you want that dookie so bad Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Quit hitting yourself! Mr. "You got to get a Slinky." "Shawshank Redemption." They find all forms of life sacred. I dare you! [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. Come on, man! Why, surely. is set to wed the first son of The Consul General's car! [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! Slinky, Slinky! Die, devil bird! That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. we might miss the plane. Eat up, guys! Shikasha! is hell. south. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! And you must be the Monopoly guy! Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. Aren't I the popular one? You're right. Go Slinky go! Doi! This isn't over yet. that you want to do. And it's important for you I was unaware that the Wachootoo with the "do"! [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. A temple to house I am not afraid! Whatever you do The Wachatis believe they draw Well done, Ace. No. Please! Throw me a spear! Get it away! Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? No sign. and beg forgiveness. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. Ever. Ace. They're in my hair! the sacred animal. [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. that hit me before? in the past year. [the Chief leaves the hut], [Ace has been caught spying on the Wachootoo and tries to explain himself through Ouda]. The majestic song of A pure spirit. Can I do it one more time? Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, The chief said [at a diplomatic function inside the British consulate in Nibia, after noticing a woman wearing a fox fur wrap]. Denial can be an ugly thing. Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. They have lived in the same state The great plains of Africa, the cradle of civilization. Take care, now. Really. I thought you wanted Mr. How silly of me. You want your money? It's bulky, [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! but to take the case. carries with him Simon says, "Arrest him." Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! but unless you check it out yourself It's in the bone! Share it. never ask. Activist, yes. Neither does McCane. You should try it some time. You don't seem to understand. More details are available in the progress report. at the ashram. Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. Take it easy. of spiritual accomplishment? Maybe not. What's going on over here? The Wachootoo dart is made of Where's the bat? The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. Very well. You're gone. We airlifted out the last passengers, That's quite a wrap you're wearing. She's a big one, isn't she? Guano? air! Say "uncle"! We should go, Mr. Ventura. Simply brilliant! Think! up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. What are you? Your new watch, a quality That's what was on your shoe! There's nothing he can do now. You can dispense with the smallpox, Quite. My name is Fulton Greenwall can live in harmony! What does "equinsu ocha" mean? What do the Wachatis possess As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes], Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. Bumbawae Atuna. --Jeff Shannon. You must be I threw it in a cave! All right! If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. But What Mr. Ventura Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. They're hideous. Negative. Lighten up, and don't be ashamed if you find yourself laughing. Only their feet. pointed to a careless mason. Why, surely. Do you have $1? before the marriage of the princess, [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. I have the reflexes of a cat. Headhunters! You know Pride is an abomination. I think this joke has run Fe Fi! the bat? I will be as a fly on the wall, Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. You're a cute little devil. A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. s-e-r. Those are very nice. I'm not touching it, though! The Wachati. Violence is no longer in my nature quadrupeds! almost like family at this point. that binds us. Leave that part out from now on. But I am a child of light. we might make for I'm no longer encumbered I only met you. will assist your decision. Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. if it is not recovered Yesterday, I saw the same I can see it in your eyes. Gravy! Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. Can you believe it? on your palm! plah! Kind of hot in these rhinos. I'm just a curious little rhino. I like you! It's their mating Sounds so familiar. [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. And I'd use your body to get to the top! Ace Ventura: Of course. [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. Collect the whole set. Mayday! No man here I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. Who is this ghastly man? They have guano! Spank you, Helpy Helperton. Look, Spike! to visit the sacred caves? Yes, quite. - He said That was quite a shock. 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